Right now I'm drunk ( Read more... )

I'm a liar. With that said, let's continue with the story ( Read more... )

INS, FREEZE!

PUT EM DOWN!

You probably won't believe the story I'm about to tell you. That's fine, because I know what happened, Thomas knows what happened, and Jorge knows what happened. That's already too many people. And if the INS finds this post, then God help us all

. --------July 6 2004, 3:16 P.M-----------

I'm at work. My phone suddenly ( Read more... )

He seemed impressed by the way you came in ( Read more... )

~*Firsts ( Read more... )

Thirteen random things you like ( Read more... )

Watching Made on MTV has made me realize that I'm a badass. I'm a mothafuckin P.I.M.P. These people are terrible people. I feel so much pity for the Made people, because they need it. If it weren't for me, they would be moaning in vain. They've reached out and touched me, and I genuinely suck in the sap they spew at me through my TV screen. The ( Read more... )

I made up a word. I think it's a good word, but it has it's critics ( Read more... )

After what seemed to be the longer semester of the two I've got under my belt, I'm finally home. Blood, sweat, and yes a few tears have been shed so that I may be here at home. But good God, it is good to be here! The drive down was one spectacular drive indeed ( Read more... )

I never meant to cause you trouble,
And I never meant to do you wrong,
And I, well if I ever caused you trouble,
Oh no, I never meant to do you harm