Normally, when you dodge a bullet, you dodge this evil looking phallus flying at you at some speed that is only slightly faster than the first plane that struck the twin towers. That plane was pretty fast, and this bullet laughs at the plane. They were pals at speed school. Of course, the bullet slipped the plane a cheat sheet that had all the ( Read more... )

In celebration of Pat Riley hair day. This is a special tribute to the man, the legend. And to tavery.
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Look, I've been in a few situations that were mere words away from becoming fist fights. But last night... I actually tensed up in anticipation of a struggle ( Read more... )

How noticeably bad things really are ( Read more... )

Do I have to die so young?? Damnit, at least it's during sex!

Awesome, a dragon companion.

I probably won't say this as I will be having sex when I die...

How the hell does it know my name is Butt-man?!?!?

Thank God, I get to slap Bush

Running over N'sync sounds fun

Haha, I win!

I've seen many movies in my life. Many good movies, a bunch of great movies, and a few superb films. Have I ever seen a perfect film ( Read more... )

Not one to get excited about many things, I find myself getting pretty excited that the semester is over in less than 2 weeks.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, IT'S OVER!!!!

Ahem. Let's not get out of hand people, there is still the matter of finals week. Let's not get all stressed out about it, either. I'm going to come up with a couple of rules that we should ( Read more... )

Hear ye, hear ye! All of my livejournal readers are redirected to this link. Please, enjoy this, much effort went into creating this, and I hope you have as much fun with it as I did making it.

But I feel like I have to write something.

Maybe later....

Caveat Emptor to all that enter here. Would be a good sign to put up in front of a whorehouse ( Read more... )

Everybody's got em, and they all STINK.

So fuck you, you, you, you're cool, you, and you. I'm outta here.