GUYS. SERIOUSLY.

[commanderofpigs]

Do you people REALLY BELIEVE me and Pokey are boyfriends.

Think about it.

NO.

Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER.

He tried to get my goat by making it seem like I secretly like him or something in one of my entries, I don't know but it's a JOKE okay, end of story. Jeez. If you had any idea...uugh just no.

Besides it looks like he

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[iwannarawk]

((What awwwwww))

[commanderofpigs]

((It would be the most messed up relationship EVER what))

[iwannarawk]

((And everything else I ship isn't the most messed up relationship EVER whut?))

[commanderofpigs]

((okay well you have a point
JUST GIVE THEM TIME THEY ARE YOUNG AND FOOLISH))

[pkloveomega]

D-did people actually think... I mean, after everything he did, why... he's like a zillion years old what the heck
Though for a minute there I was kind of worried

By significant other, you don't mean that weird robot maid of his, do you?

[commanderofpigs]

I don't even know, aargh I hope not but looking at the comments I got on my last journal entry, maybe!
I guess not everybody knows what exactly he's done. I know that's so gross
I couldn't last as long as him keeping up this charade pfft

...I never thought about it that way but now that you mention it...Well I meant Petunia. But it could probably go either way!

[pkloveomega]

I guess you'd hafta be from Tazmily to really know the worst of it. Or... at least you'd have to be around back when he was a teacher. He... he's really been laying low ever since he became a student.
I'm really glad you were only kidding. I'm definitely not one to judge anybody, but... him of all people? Jeez, you would have a hard time explaining that to Dad.

Petunia? Ionia's sister? Wow, I had no clue that she... uh... aaaaah what

[commanderofpigs]

Maybe it's just not worth bringing up again till he does something equally stupid. I hate to think he's trying to "turn over a new leaf" like the Ultimate Chimera, in fact I can't even picture that, but at least he's not as big a thorn in everyone's side this way. Just ours gah.
He's the very LAST person I would ever consider getting "friendly" with. I'd sooner punch his lights out, sheesh. And Dad...man, Dad would probably flip, it'd be awful.

I didn't either, but I even snuck a peak of them at the dance. I'm not quite sure what to make of it myself.

[loudflowerpower]

Ooooooooohh.

... Sorry, Claus. Had noooooo idea. X(

Yeah, Porkster is a total slimeball. TOTAL. SLIMEBALL. I can totally see him doing something like that.

[commanderofpigs]

Ahh it's all right. No harm no foul.

Huh, I take it he rubs you the wrong way too? A lot of people don't even seem worried about him anymore. Hrmph.

[loudflowerpower]

Meh, sonuvabitch peeped on me during a hot springs trip. Then lied to my father about it. And he still won't apologize or tell my father the truth.

Yeah, he doesn't just rub me the wrong way, he SCRATCHES.

[commanderofpigs]

Eew girls and their cooties, that's so creepy, haha. That field trip was back when he was all old too, right? What a jerk. You're giving him too much credit thinking he'd apologize for something like that.

Tell me about it! I guess that's just how he gets his kicks.

[painting_beagle]

Ahaha.. Denial is always the first stage. <3

[commanderofpigs]

Ahaha what. Oh hell no.

[painting_beagle]

Ahaha nothing. I was joking~ |D

[commanderofpigs]

Ahaha you're totally lying. I hope you were, god dang.

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[commanderofpigs]