Har! Gotta go. Signed a movie contract! Garrison Chevy got too old to be Indianapolis James, so who better to replace him than the Rawk? I'll be gone for a pretty long time, so Gangan and I are puttin' off the weddin'. I wasn't helpin' out much anyway. Anyone who needs my tender lovin' care can just ask Ganny how to reach me, I'll be here in a ( Read more... )

*Did someone say political activism? Rawk has been busy today, putting up posters all over the halls.

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*Someone has been parading around in a Playboy Bunny costume today. I'm sure you can all guess who it is.*

Easter's a pretty sweet holiday, huh?

Oh yeah, like Ganny said, he's a teacher now, and I'm his assistant. Of course, I can assist with other people's classes if they need any help. And I'm always up for givin' students private lessons. You guys know how to reach me.

I'm taken for the ball, but that doesn't mean I won't dance with you, and there's always room at Rawk's for the

Har! I forgot to mention, I'm gettin' hitched. We haven't set a date yet, but you'll know if you're on the guest list when the time comes.

Har! Good news, kids! I just got a call from my people, and Jack Thwompson died of a heart attack! Guess I don't have to go adventurin' anymore, so I'll be stickin' around here with you all. RAWK!

Wow, I got so distracted by my tits that I totally forgot to let you guys know what I've been up to. Har!

Well, I was gone for a few days on a trip to the hot springs with a bunch of the crazy kids around here. Gotta say, I had a great time. I made sure to tuck everyone in personally at least once. We gotta do it again sometime.

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Har! I'm just hot no matter what form I'm in!

Ganondorf, let's go play with our boobs.

Sweet night at the Birdcage, huh? I haven't gotten that drunk in a while. Hope my hot springs people aren't too hung over to come catch their ride. We're leavin' at 2. My car'll be in the school parkin' lot.

( Private to self, mostly unhackable )

Hey hot springs crew, I made the reservations. We'll all be goin' on Sunday. I didn't know how many people were comin', so I just told them to get us a bunch of rooms. You can all just sleep in my bed anyway. We'll be comin' back on Wednesday, so we'll get a few solid nights there. Clear out your schedules, pack your bags and all that.

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