My dog has a cone on his head. Its one of those cones they put on them so they can't scratch their face or whatever. Its hilarious. He's running into shit, and getting stuck. Its great ( Read more... )

Yes, yes, all of you praise your chosen deity, for I am  updating.

I love waking up at 7 in the morning to go kick a fucking ball around. Seriously. Wow.

So, here's a little peek into my personal life, which is rare and retarded, so cherish it as you will:

My life is good.

There ya go.

And don't worry, there will be no more vomit inducing entries ( Read more... )

I'm at a loss for words.

How else can I express to you how I feel? You say you know, but you'll never know. Its impossible to express a feeling that strong. I'll spend my whole life trying, and I'll never feel satisfied.

Maybe I'll say it in a language you'll understand... in words you've already heard...

Haru wo tsuge odotte sanba
natsu wo miru uji ( Read more... )

So, I've spent so long devoid of real feelings for anyone at all, and it feels really weird to actually have some for once. I'm pretty sure its weird in a good way, though. Yeah, definitely a good way ( Read more... )

Batman is so a vagina.

He's so not cool. Ever.

I mean, I don't even think he's in the Justice League. And if he is, then he'll probably be kicked out because he isn't about justice, he's about throwing Baterangs. The gayest things known to comics. I mean, they're possibly gayer than Captain Planet. Who's even more of a tree hugger than Kevin. ( Read more... )

I definitely may have done something that will change many things that I do in my future. Its unfortunate, really.

I'm stressed.

See you in another 6000 years.

--MF

As we make sexual advances on a certain gay.... buddy guy.... we do.... I dunno.... something. This. Right here. Right now. Tonow.

This link excites Evyn for some odd reason.

Hm.

Evyn has her own picture as her screen saver on her phone.

Hey, you know what'll be fun?

Bashing Evyn for an ENTIRE POST.

Oh yeah... but then again... so would be putting ( Read more... )

People,

Stop acting like you know me.

Thanks.

--MF

I have to get this tid-bit of information out of the way: I really like our new table set. these chairs are all cushy and soft. Its amazing. They're amazing. I love them more than life itself, maybe ( Read more... )

I'm all hot and bothered for the new Burton film, Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. I'm not just excited that its a Broadway musical, but I'm also excited for this fuckin awesome cast ( Read more... )