[Action for family.]

Hey Leliana, I found that map for you!

[Filtered from drones]

So do we know for sure what happens to someone when they get droned for good?

[Filtered to Belgium]

Ah....are you doing anything tomorrow?

[Cuba was droned for a while after coming back. Which on the plus side meant his shattered hand got better. On the other side....he was a drone. An American drone of course. When he snapped out of it he soon came to realize something worse. Which is why he's making this phone call. There's some talking in the background as he picks up the phone.]

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[Fail filter to Vietnam]

Hey, Vietnam. You there?

[Filtered to Canada]

Hey Mattie, what do you want for your birthday?

[Filtered to Russia, China and Vietnam]

So July 4ths coming up. Anyone want to have a flag burning?

[Everyone else]

Just a question, where are most people from around here?

[Sob he doesn't know how to filter the phones so....everyone have a Cuban who's really just having a long day ] 
......

Just when I thought this place couldn't get any stranger....

[there may be a pause...]

Why is my wife a man?

So what do people do around here for fun? I'm getting tired of staring at the the horrible American set up in my house.

Anyone know where I can get a drink and some icecream?

[He wakes up and blinks slowly. This isn’t his house. He can tell just from laying there. This place is too....he looks around and after a bit of searching finds the phone. Have an incredibly angry Cuban yelling at you Mayfield, thick accent included ( Read more... )