6 national parks
countless tanks of gas
1 major accident
no injuries

There's lots to discuss.

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Just thought I'd say hi.. also I'd like to list out things that I like and do not like.

Like:
Pizza
Tacos
Eggs
Pancakes
Quorn™
Grillers Prime
Fresh Mozzarella
Motorcycles
Bunnies
Ponies
Girls
Wheatlord
Voltron
Webster
swimming
Tiramisu
Coffee
Coors Light
You!

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Forcefully spraying myself in the right eye with brake fluid (forcefull enough to get under my eyelid) is probably the stupidest thing I've done all week.

Well, hello there Coors Light.

Aren't you looking lovely this evening?

This old thing? Flattery will get you everywhere.

Hey, you know that McDonalds on the 16th St. Mall?

Do they blast that opera to keep the hobos away?

I always feel kinda classy when I walk by there.

I'm kind of broke. Should I buy a Dremel?

For what, you ask? Why, there are literally thousands of uses. As long as they have something to do with sanding, cutting, drilling and polishing.

UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NSJ8gUsaJuo

The new Ministry is so metal.

And I love it.

It has some freshness to it that the last two albums lacked. I think we're finally back on track.

Wonder if he's back on the horse.

EDIT
Easily the best album since Psalm 69. Easily.