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[commonlawwife]

this is for all the self-pleasers out there.

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[nerdrockjosh]

[monkeyinstripes]

kinda like twelve step for beating off, cool.

[bigdumbass]

jesus. i hadn't thought about masturbating tonight, but after reading that, i just might. fucking mormons. thanks.

[vyvyanbasterd]

I'm getting my revenge by fucking mormons.

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[bigdumbass]

sweet.

muahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh

[ifthenwhatnow]

That reminds me of my days as an impressionable christian youth. I went to church with one of my brother's older friends for a while. One night he talked to me about how he gave into temptations and sinned and asked god to punish him for his mistake. Then, he went on to talk about how he stubbed his toe, ran into stuff, and hit his head while he was working the next day...and how great it was. hehe

[hooliganxzook]

For example, if you are tempted to masturbate, think
of having to bathe in a tub of worms, and eat several of
them as you do the act.

oh lordy lordy! hahaha