today i watched pete and pete and clarissa explains it all. i felt like i was 10 again. oh digital cable, how i love thee.

quick weekend recap. epoxies=great. josh locking his keys in his car=humorous. matt wright's party=entertaining/full o' shit talkin'. clockwork orange=boobs. sleep=good. bos=cute. josh=the best.

who would've guessed it?
c'mon and feel me flex it.
who would've guessed it?
c'mon and feel me flex it.

make it hot.

take me over and over and over.

i just realized how much shit krizteen gets for her journal. that's dumb. people don't understand her satire and genius over the internet.

why are you racist? do you not like mexicans? do you not like putting little tildes on the n's? yeah, i thought so, you stupid sack of cunt shit. SALDANA is not a last name. SALDAN(this goes on top of the n:~)A is. now i can't go back and edit that entry because it contains invalid text encoding. sorry hector and roman. you're all white now

for the record, i love the saldaña brothers more than i love kraft singles.

today a crazy old woman called my work and was requesting a brochure...she kept trying to say that she lived on "chisolm trail road" but all i kept hearing was "jism trail road." it took all had to not laugh in her face. finally i had her spell it and i was like OHHHHHHHH. CHISOLM. hahahahaha jism trail. old ladies live on the jism trail.

this is for all the self-pleasers out there.

today i found a dog. it was an old dog with a big ugly tumor on her leg and a raw spot on her foot. i thought she was lost, so i called the vet listed on her tag and tracked down her owner. i called the owner, but she wasn't home, so i left a message and told her that i have her dog. i gave the dog a little blanket and some food and water and ( Read more... )

flogging molly = incredible. i damn near cried during "if i ever leave this world alive." it reminded me of so many emotions that i was feeling about six months ago...i saw emily, krizteen, lindsay, and kaci there, we all spoke for a while but parted ways due to the insanity. i wish i knew how to compress my avi files to where they were a decent ( Read more... )

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