TED TONKS: 13 January, 1967

[superblyodd]

To the Debonare Duke of Suave-

Dear Mr. Sean Connery,

My name is Ted Edward Ted Tonks and I am your biggest fan. Your James Bond movies are really wicked. I am almost 13, and I have read all the books and seen all the movies. My dad says he likes the books better, but that's because he is blinded by your genuis

Comments

[superblyodd]

Ahaha, THANK YOU SO MUCH. I feel like this letter has sent CQ sky-rocketing to further heights of absurdity.

Ted Tonks, the geek!boy of the game.

[sholmes87]

I am blinded by your genius! This is marvelous! Kudos!

[superblyodd]

Thank you! And this is not me a bit, this is just Ted Tonks in his utter fanboy glory. :b

[sopdetly]

Yeahhhhhh. Ummmmmmmmmmmm.

I'm going to have to...

Crown you King. Yes. King. King of Quills!

[superblyodd]

King! I promise to rule benevolently and fairly. :b

But, really, this one was ALL TED. I can claim nothing of it. He just realized he has Very Important things to say to Mr. Connery.

[bluebronze_gold]

I've told you this before, but I'll say it again. I love you and Ted! *snogs* This is so amazing! *gleeeeee* And I can't keep him away, you know. :P

*grins*
He is brilliant, especially in tuxedos though Miranda says the Queen doesn't like him because he's Scottish.

[superblyodd]

Hee, thank you! Ted takes all the credit for this one, I was just the one actually putting it down for him. And Anthony is ALWAYS welcome, even when Ted is wee and bouncing. :D

*excitedly* He's REALLY brilliant. He's cool and suave with the girls and SAVES THE WORLD.
*scoffs* Miranda doesn't know what she's talking about. Why would the Queen not like the Scottish?

[bluebronze_gold]

*nods* I know how that goes. These are the times you realise you really sharing brain space with someone. Anthony gets like that a lot.

*giggles at his enthusiasm*
Yeah. He does save the world and seems really smart too with all those gadgets he's got, yeah?

*shakes his head and giggles more*
She doesn't. Says arts dumb too. Just think she's jealous cause she can't even draw a tree. But because the Queen is English. But m'English and I don't think she hates me but then again she doesn't know me which is probably just as well because I think if the Queen knows you and you're not a prince or something then that's a bad thing and you've probably done something horrible and are about to be executed, yeah?

Um, right. Anthony's regressed to about 9 or something.

[superblyodd]

Yes! I know that the Ted bit of my brain is going to be in fits of glee when I go see 'Casino Royale' around Christmastime.

*bounces* Yes. And, you know, I sometimes draw up pictures in class of new gadgets he could use. Like...like lasers that shoot out of diamond rings so you can cut through walls and shoes that have sticky circles on the bottom and everything.

*makes a face* Does she like anything?
*nods gravely, as though Anthony said something deep* Yeah, I expect so. I mean, it's not like Sean Connery's in the Tower of London or anything. And, I bet that the Queen probably really likes him, if he is a secret agent. They have tea together, I expect.

Heeee, SO precious.

[brave_phoenix]

In case there was ever any doubt... I adore you and Ted. Sheer brilliance, right here, in this letter. Perfect, in every way!

*strolls along*
*waves*
Hiya, Ted!!

[superblyodd]

Once the idea came to me there was no way, no possible way to keep from writing this letter. *smooches* Thank you, darling.

*waves, letter held carefully in his hand*
*enthusiastically* Hey, Edgar! How're you?

[brave_phoenix]

hee! Well, I'm very glad nothing could drag you away from the idea! It was really too perfect to be abandoned! *hugs*

'm good!
*squints at the paper in Ted's hand*
*points*
What's that?

[superblyodd]

I have not yet decided whether or not Ted ever gets something back from Sir Connery yet...so there might be a part II of this!

*hesitates then says in a rushed voice* I wrote a letter to Sean Connery!