I haven't updated this in a while because, well, there's not really anyone that cares about livejournal anymore. So a quick update on my life. I am going to college. I have a testicle shining GPA. I moved out of my parents place. I haven't smoked a cigarette in about three quarters of a year. Um. Whatever. I guess I'll list my three ( Read more... )

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As most people who know me know; I'm not a huge fan of life and more importantly people relating stories from their own life to me. Actually, that's wrong. I don't mind when other people do it, I just don't like doing it myself. I don't enjoy being like "One time..." or "Man, a couple days ago..." There's points when it's relating, and being ( Read more... )

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I either saw in a recent news item or had a dream about a recent news item that now the proper way to write a sentence is to have only one space behind the period. Where I come from, which is the hood, you always put two spaces behind a period when it ends a sentence. What the hell is this one space malarkey? I'll tell you what it is. It's a ( Read more... )

i think i found my new favorite band for this month...

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effin' great

"he has acute scrotum"

"adorable, please, it's much more dignified"

Yesterday was Friday the 13th, and I wrote this shit for the last Friday the 13th, in order to scare you kiddies, but I'm lazy and kind of not caring. Be prepared to have your toes curl while you're sleeping, or your heart stop, of whatever it is you do when you're scared. Maybe your anus turns inside out, that would be hot ( Read more... )

i used to hate house md, but now i can't stop watching it. oddly enough, i hated it before i even saw an episode, but now i see why people love it. it's subtle and blatant as fuck at the same time. brilliant. epic writing ( Read more... )

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