[Twenty-Sixth] Monster Vanquished

[compactcrucifix]

Now I have no pockets.

Carl, have you seen my hat?

[Private||Hellsing filter]

Sir Integral. A question. You look busy; I'll make it quick.

[/Private]

Comments

[somekindofsin]

You're worried about your hat? What about the rest of your clothes!

[compactcrucifix]

I can get new clothes. I like my hat.

[waitaminute]

Are you cursed?

[somekindofsin]

You'll have it back by midnight, I would assume--this can't be a permanent state. Hopefully it's one of the curses that terminates at midnight.

Yes, very, and I'll be perfectly fine under my workbench until midnight rolls around.

[compactcrucifix]

You'll starve under there.

Carl, there's nothing shameful about the human body.

[not_alaska]

That... looks familiar.

[ooc: I can't help iiiiiit. Topless Hugh Jackman for the win.]

[compactcrucifix]

Hm?

[ooc; You win the internet. All of it.]

[not_alaska]

Nothing. He really does look a bit like Logan...

[ooc: wry thank you~♥ html fail you didn't see thaaaaat]

[kingofatlantis]

... Pockets are the first thing on your mind?

[compactcrucifix]

I have things to carry.

You don't like how you look?

[kingofatlantis]

Carry where? Just gonna go wandering around all day?

... The hell does that have to do with anything?

[compactcrucifix]

I patrol sometimes. Kill monsters. Need weapons for that.

Thought the curse was bothering you.

[toobad_sosad]

Oh? No place to carry weapons, Hunter~?

[compactcrucifix]

Besides my hands.

Don't get any ideas.

[toobad_sosad]

Ideas~? Whatever makes you think I'm having those?

[somekindofsin]

Yes, Van Helsing, what makes you think she's having those? She's incapable!

[tinyvampiregod]

Cursed today?

[compactcrucifix]

Think so. That or a clothes thief.

How about you?

[tinyvampiregod]

Yes.

I'm banned from leaving the flat.

[compactcrucifix]

It can't be because someone else'd take advantage of you.