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[competitivewin]

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SEND ME, BOOT?! THIS SMELLS LIKE ASS. AND FIRE. MY DAD ALMOST THREW UP. AND THAT WAS JUST THE NOTE. WHAT GOT CONFISCATED?

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[spareboot]

What note? I didn't send you a note.

[competitivewin]

I got a note saying the shit you sent me was confiscated! And telling me to use air ventilation charms or something. For fuck's sake! What was it?

[spareboot]

Oh, that. That was a durian.

[competitivewin]

No, I think you tried to send me an ass with diarrhea.

[ignoble_savage]

What on Earth, Win?!

[competitivewin]

Boot sent me something nasty that got confiscated!

[ignoble_savage]

That bastard! What was it?

[rathereffable]

A flaming donkey would smell rather nasty indeed! Perhaps I shall send one by post to Flowers!

[competitivewin]

My dad almost threw up, Ed!

[rathereffable]

Oh dear -- I do hope he was able to make it to the loo in time. Or at least had a spare bucket lying about. Why would Boot send you a flaming ass anyway? Seems like an odd way to kick off the World Cup.

[competitivewin]

He's too manly to actually vomit, but he was green and I was scared for second.

Men in love with me have done crazier things.

[smithami]

Ha ha ha

[buttonholed]

I don't think I'd want to know.