HUFFLEPUFF'S GOT THE PITCH TONIGHT.
EVERYONE ON THE TEAM BE ON IT BY 7:30 PM OR I'M USING A RESERVE UNTIL I THINK YOU'VE LEARNED YOUR LESSON. Pass the word onto the ickles, mates.

I reserve the right to hex anyone who shows up that I don't want there. Just warning.

Doesn't take a fucking genius to know who is the hottest at Hogwarts. Just eyes.

WHO HASN'T GOTTEN A NOOGIE YET?

I LOVE QUIDDITCH.

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SEND ME, BOOT?! THIS SMELLS LIKE ASS. AND FIRE. MY DAD ALMOST THREW UP. AND THAT WAS JUST THE NOTE. WHAT GOT CONFISCATED?

Best thing to happen you this summer? Let's hear it.

( Nobody does it like Winifred. )