I have come to the conclusion that 90% of the content found on ebaumsworld.com is, in fact, not funny. I would venture to say that it isn’t even mildly amusing. I spent about 10 minutes watching clips of edited G.I. Joe cartoons that were supposedly “wet-your-pants-hilarious” and I didn’t even crack a smile...they were just plain stupid. In a ( Read more... )

The other day I suddenly forgot that I wasn’t suicidal, I decided to stop at McDonalds. Realizing that I had no cash on me, I decided to inquire if they accepted credit. I pulled up to the little voice-box order-taker thing, and waited ( Read more... )

Well, three years without getting pulled over and in the past three days (!) I’ve accrued $258 worth of tickets and two points on my license (which used to be completely clean). I can’t believe it. Although, I should have at least 8 points and a couple hundred more in tickets, I’ve been fortunate enough (if you can call it that) to get officers who ( Read more... )

Ooh, look...a journal. I really ought to update this sometime. Sometime...

Sleep Well Tonight
I’m sending this letter to you,
In hopes that it finds you well.
I wanted to say I love you,
And I miss you.
I pray that you sleep well tonight,
I hope you dream of me.
I’ll write you again tomorrow,
I’ll be home soon.

-chorus-I’m a million miles away from you ( Read more... )

Had a dream the other night that I teamed up with Batman and Robin to assassinate my History teacher so we wouldn’t have to take our final exam. We used one of Batman's many gadgets, the "Aging Flashlight" which worked similarly to the arc of the covenant in "Raiders of the Lost Arc." We succeeded in aging my teacher into dust, and Batman gave me $ ( Read more... )

Well, just finished signing up for classes for next semester. Ugh...I don’t even want to think about next semester already, but I’ve got to. Having major doubts about “what I want to be when I grow up.” Graphic Design has always sounded good, and it is supposed to be fairly profitable, if I can make the grade. But I’m still not sure if I should ( Read more... )

Well, I had a wonderful Thursday and Friday afternoon up in north Jersey, followed by an atrocious Friday night and Saturday morning in south Jersey. The crappiness of Friday evening and Saturday morning was only compounded because I was stuck two hours away from where I really wanted to be. Anyway...I had volunteered to be a “chaperone” at a lock- ( Read more... )

Every couple of weeks we have trainings at work, and then we have to take computerized tests to see if we understood what went on at the trainings. The trainings are always over-long, boring, and generally pointless. So, I’ve found a way to circumvent the system so I never have to pay attention to the material and I always get 100% on the tests. ( Read more... )

Hmm....still no time for a proper update, but here are a couple more pics. These two are each composites of two pictures.


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