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Writer's Block: As the Cookie Crumbles
"Get a life"
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Its Been Quite A While Since I
Posted here. But theres nothing really to post about. Uhm...
Well, I drew a picture of a strawberry.
Yeah... No wonder I havent been posting.
Well actually, near mah house there is this cool tunnel where kids used to paint graffiti.
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Ugh, I hate how on weekends I wake up late, and my friends ALWAYS call me RIGHT when I wake up.
And, its super annoying because on their end of the phone they sound all fresh and clean, while on Mine,
I sound like a coughing goat giving birth to a human face in the back of a hot car.
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Writer's Block: Teaching Kids about Their Little Carbon Footprint
They can take care of the inside of my ass.
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I recently discovered a new band, The Dead Weather. They are pretty interesting, except I dont really listen to them that often.
I like Coconut Records, their songs are cute.
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Well, today I ate all the sugar cookies, but now Im still hungry and this sucks. I think there was lemon rind or something in the cookies, I think. Lemme check..
Well it doesnt have lemon, but it does have Flavor.
Yeah, Flavor.
Haha at least it doesnt have Rapeseed Oil, like the other ones did.
Rapeseed Oil. It shouldnt be funny, but it is.
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Survey! So you dont have to look if you dont want.
How old are you?
As old as you want me to be haha
Do you have good friends?
Not sure.
How would you describe your personality?
Aggressive, creepy, somewhat humorous, slow.
Would you consider yourself easy to get along with?
Maybe, not in person though.
Are your parents cool?
... Yes.
Do you have a pet?
3 black cats.
Elvis, Baby Elvis, Mikka
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Writer's Block: Swine Times
The only kind of flu I got is the fiiiinnee flu.
Like, fine flu instead of swine flu.?
Oh God:o
