Number Three, located on the outskirts of Aleria, is one of the eleven towers of adamant crystal I have built. These impenetrable spires span the world. They remain a testament to my power and everlasting presence ( Read more... )

"Number Three is under attack, sir ( Read more... )

I was rather bored this morning and as such I commanded my imp to raze a nearby peasant village. He was slightly annoyed by this request--he always is ( Read more... )

"BEWARE THE CORNADO ( Read more... )

Kurt Vonnegut died, so now I can write in earnest. I had been holding off, waiting for him to kick the bucket, because he had every Grand Idea I've ever had before I did. IT WAS CONSTAPATORY SADNESS ON AN ENORMOUS SCALE ( Read more... )

name:: Matthew Jacob Coughlan ( Read more... )

if we are all god
Chuck Norris could be our god
oh my god, he is

dinosaurs fiction
evolution is a scam
man by Chuck Norris

Live Journal black hole
Matt is not a word person
slingshots FTW

He touched his dirty butt. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.