I think I'll ask my wife if we can change our last name to Resident so we can get everyone's mail.

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"Can we all fit inside the oven?"

Colbert mocks the Chief
Bush grimaces on CSPAN
stages photo op

society falls
stormtrooper battle march
taught to four month old

baby instruction
father as main caregiver
here, hold this drill, kid

Yet again I wish I possessed a working set of mammary glands.

Movar the necromancer blew up the entire party of adventurers, myself included, a halfing thief named Erwin “Ice” Mann, with a misplaced spell of raging hellfire. Our charred bones and dessicated flesh were all that remained of our formerly glorious rag-tag band of elves and dwarfs and humans and halflings. Hooray. The bad guys won ( Read more... )

sweaty podium
jowls flutter like park pigeons
the nervous chairs creak

Detective sniffs the murder scene
forty corpses, their souls run free
the cigarette lights
always a sad sight
authors who kill with poetry