A Nice Way To End My Stay In Memphis

P.S. Sorry for the last two, boring, pointless posts. I was boring and pointless, at the time.

Update of the previous post:
I didn't get one wink of sleep. Jesus Christ, Mother Mary of God.
Praise Allah.
Damn, I hate these nights...

I'm to take Michael to the airport tomorrow. I have to wake at 6:00 AM; I'll have jet lag, somehow.
Back to Knoxville in 1 week, today. Goddamnit.

Amber beat me to the punch, but I have all the pictures!
It was a blast. As soon as my $600 camera gets back from the $200 repair job, I will start taking more pictures. Everyone: Be prepared.

Location: University of Memphis

Location: Border's, Shelby Farms, Michael's truck, etc.

I'll be more interesting later.

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There's one good thing about being a dishwasher: You come home feeling like you've swam all day.

My lungs are full of fluid!