I don't know exactly what I was expecting, but this definately was not it...Happy fucking Thanksgiving.

Can't you see that this irregular weather is nature's smothered cries of distress? Global warming is no prize.

Stuck ( Read more... )

So I was in the car with my parents, half way to our destination of hell, when we started slowing down because of traffic....So I jumped out of the car and ran all the way back home. Well maybe thats somewhat fabricated. Well maybe it all was. Good news though for me, and anyone who likes me, I ended up not having to go to Ohio for this ( Read more... )

Im going to dissapear into the farmlands of incest-ville for this Thanksgiving break. Apparently, my dad is in a constant drunken stupour, because he does not remember telling me that I could stay home and watch the house this year...Jerk. So these past weeks I've been thinking I would remain in my first choice of residency, but it turns out I ( Read more... )

Dont you just love when fun unexpected things happen ( Read more... )

The sweetest feeling I got from you ( Read more... )

Clipside of the pinkeye flight ( Read more... )

As I was jiggling at the crayons, I wondered what life would be like on another world. Would people have wheels on their round titties to help them move about more home? Would each person have an infection to help them do their work? For a moment, I crapped I could travel to an obese world like this to pee what life would be like.I realized that ( Read more... )

"Riddled in faults and fractures,
I spent the last of days burning my oldest of bridges,
And spent my last of nights killing the best of friends,
In the company of thieves, liars, beggars, and whores,
I'll lay waiting,
Just waiting for my time to come."

I hope my brain has room to spare... for I wish for no ending capacity to my enlightenment and

Earlier I gave some advice to a friend... "Give a valient attempt at rest". Effortlessly said, but more difficultly accomplished. Im having troubles in following my own recommendations. It's nearly 5am and I have tried endlessly to fall asleep...but with no success. I lay on my side, staring blankly into the darkness, and I'm trying to avoid the ( Read more... )