So Mary and I are about to move. Yay! I'm quite happy about it. I'm tired of living in a building that is about as old as my grandmother; tired of carrying all my shit up or down 3 flights of stairs every day; tired of not having a dishwasher. I won't have to deal with any of that at the new place, which is a duplex. Best of all, it has a ( Read more... )

To whoever decided it was a good idea to make the keypads on keyboards and telephones opposite of each other:

You're an asshole.

look at this. i'm not sure whether these are cool or retarded.

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
nope.  dodged that bullet!!

2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
2 yrs

3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
gift card to the mall from my boss.  score!

4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
yep, but it's been like a week

5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
jeez.  long-ass time ago

6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
food, rent, gas

7. LAST ( Read more... )

1. The status of you and the last person you kissed?
Er, we talk online every now and again.

2. What's bothering you right now?
Being bored.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Sure.

4. What's in your wallet?
Receipts, cards, a wee bit of cash.

5. Wallpaper on your computer's desktop?
At work:  a cute lolsloth.  At home:  a sexy elf-type ( Read more... )

Check it out. Rocco is an LOLpup. Teehee!

So it turns out that poor little Rocco has colitis.  What's colitis, you say?  I'm not really sure.  Some sort of vague inflammation of the bowel.  But I can tell you what it looks (and smells) like:  a lot like a dog alternately shitting blood and black slime every 10 minutes all weekend.  Oh, and vomiting too.  I was actually really afraid that ( Read more... )

There is some really stupid shit out there.

i am not known for having normal, boring, run-of-the-mill dreams. but last night really takes the cake.

yesterday at work i read this very disturbing article and i was really freaked out by some of the stuff they did to the dogs.  also i'm reading this fantasy book about cats and they talk about some disturbing things happening to some of the ( Read more... )

oh my god.  this guy is officially my hero.