Poll Like taking candy from a baby.

I don't even know where to start.

Damn.

Happy happy birthday to 2day drunk Dani. :P

Your boss comes to you and tells you they are going to be starting random drug testing of all employees at the end of the week. When starting the job, like any other, random drug testing is a given, but this outta the blue, and you smoke weed. Rather regularly ( Read more... )

"The Last Samurai"? Starring Tom Cruise? Give me a break ( Read more... )

CONGRATS ON THE SOON TO BE NEW ARRIVAL OF YOUR LITTLE ONE, JEFFY!!!!

When I get time I will send you some baby stuff from online. Some where they have GNR baby stuff.

On a different note...
The jokes on you. We don't care and you're still a loser.
Now THAT'S funny.

Juliette Lewis has soft hands.

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

The newest meme-

With this meme, I tell you why you piss me off, if you dare to know. Stolen from countless others ( Read more... )

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