I don't know where to put things, ya know?

sympathy in a brown paper bag.

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Stephen Colbert Roasts Bush.

1. Leave the country.
2. Punch someone in the face.

Fuck yea.

Recruiting people for ping pong and/or pool and/or bowling tournaments/parties, free of charge.

Scientists say that the brain chemistry of infatuation is akin to mental illness--namely obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Why is it that everyone tries to make everything more than it is?

I think forgiveness is just another self-centered act.