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If you wrote off Chamillionaire because of Ridin' Dirty, you need to watch this:

And download his new FREE Mixtape Messiah Part 2. The dude brings brains to the otherwise mostly stupid Houston rap scene.

I guess this is a pretty lame thing to post after not posting in months, but this shit needs to be heard.

I'm handling a lot of slimy chicken breasts lately (with rib meat, may contain 1% retained water). I think I'm washing my hands and all surfaces that the chicken comes in contact with thoroughly enough, but I can't shake the feeling that Salmonella has already found purchase somewhere in my gastric depths. Just contemplating the number of potential ( Read more... )

I think Boeing designs their seatbacks for lobsters. Or a lot of lobsters ( Read more... )

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Pluot-A pluot (plü-ot) is a tradename for a fruit developed in the late 20th century by Floyd Zaiger. In the United States, the fruit is known by most regulatory agencies as an interspecific plum. It is a complex cross hybrid of plum and apricot, being 3/4 plum and 1/4 apricot in parentage. Pluots are widely available in grocery stores, and are ( Read more... )

Lesbians that try to look and act masculine usually just come off as 12-14 year old boys whose paychecks are dry-clean only, but sometimes you have to find this out for yourself.

Is that girl really your friend? She's never used her gift card to pay for your Frappuccino, has she? Oh, ok.

I've been having some weird headaches lately... mild but they linger for hoooours. So I did what anyone would do and Wikipedia'd that shit. And took some ibuprofen too ( Read more... )

So my foot stopped feeling that warm pee pee sensation and now my right hand is freezing from pinky to middle finger. I think I have bad circulation or something. But I've been exercising. What the fuuuuuuuuuukccck?

I was at "Starbucks Class" for my SWEET barista job. Part of the Starbucks mission statement is "Embrace diversity as an essential component in the way we do business." So the manager teaching the class says "Part of the way we embrace diversity here at Starbucks is by partnering with Magic Johnson." I was impressed.