Comments | confusingwizard: And she knows how to use them.

confusingwizard

And she knows how to use them.

Oct 29, 2005 16:21

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ex_nominal October 29 2005, 23:56:00 UTC

Especially electronics that don't exist yet*!

In the retail market. Void where prohibited. Must be 18 Years or Older to Participate.

goandontlookbak October 30 2005, 03:44:05 UTC

you have way to much time on your hands.

confusingwizard October 30 2005, 08:02:48 UTC

i hate when people say this. they seem to think it makes them sound funny. sorry i like to spend some of my time like... writing?

so_anchorless October 30 2005, 09:50:49 UTC

...or! You hate it because they are uncomforatably close to the truth:

You spend way to much time with your hands...

(that's three masturbation jokes/puns/allusions?, all on lj, tonight)

ZING BABY!

tuckova October 30 2005, 05:55:55 UTC

i can't tell you the delight with which i read that. not least because i have only the vaguest grasp of who jessica simpson is.

ex_nominal October 30 2005, 08:19:56 UTC

I CLICK AND NOTHING IS HAPPENING I WANT MY PSTHREE WHY ARE YOU TEASING ME SO

powerfullpussy October 30 2005, 21:08:49 UTC

but dude its Jennifer Lopez's legs