Comments | confusingwizard: Immeasurable STEEZ

confusingwizard

Immeasurable STEEZ

Nov 13, 2005 01:47

Tonight, Girl, Guy and I took Guys's car to a park to sit around and be spooked by Mysterious Rodents in the Dark. Before we left my house, I had to lock the front door and come out the back to meet them in the cul-de-sac. Despite this, Girl took the back seat, giving me shotgun. This is something I've seen a lot when driving or riding somewhere in ( Read more... )

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sto43 November 13 2005, 15:09:38 UTC

Ouph, touch your thigh?
Oh dear, how scandalous.

Well, I shall never allow you to sit in the front seat ever again while in company of you and another male. 'Nuff said.

tuckova November 13 2005, 15:41:22 UTC

longer legs ride shotgun. if the girl is the girlfriend of the driver her legs are perceived as longer because they can reach all the way around his back. otherwise, the ladies are yielding to you because of your stature, and not your... uhm, other stature.

also, your feet stink and girl wants them as far away from her as possible.

confusingwizard November 14 2005, 00:01:03 UTC

this was a roooooomy volvo, so leg length wasn't the issue, but that's a good point

confusingwizard November 17 2005, 20:05:07 UTC

(it probably was the issue, but i don't want my post to be invalidated)

so_anchorless November 15 2005, 21:17:56 UTC

First we give 'erm the vote, and now this asshole wants to give 'erm the front seat?...