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I posted a clip from this movie before, but now that the official trailer is out, I will post it again. It must be the longest, most painful trailer I ever watched.
This is a film called You and I, and it stars Mischa Barton, who plays a Russian lesbian aspiring model who falls in love at a Tatu concert in Moscow. The movie is so bad that Mischa ( Read more... ) -
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I don't think I like walking around Central Park during my lunch hour. It makes me feel like I am the only person in the city actually working today.
That being said, if I ever get married, I want a Gogol Bordello wedding. Preferably with Eugene Hutz as the groom, but you know...
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This is what happens when you use your second cousin, Vladik, to design the website for your "elite" Russian bath house in Brooklyn.
http://royalpalaceny.com/
You get an array of flags along the top of each to suggest an international appeal. I clicked on the Canadian flag to see what secrets it revealed, and that's when I found that out that only ( Read more... ) -
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I hate breaking out. I have a zit on my left cheek, a zit on my right cheek, as well as one on my chin. If I get one on my forehead, I'll be inadvertently crossing myself every time I apply ointment!
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I like this quote from Elinor Burkett's biography of Golda Meir:
When one cabinet minister suggested a curfew on women to deal with an outbreak of assaults on women at night, Golda countered, "But it's the men who are attacking the women. If there is to a curfew," she decreed, "let the men stay at home." -
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I just want to give a shout-out to Fage nonfat Greek yogurt. With your bare bones ingredients, you keep it real. With your thick, creamy texture, you sure don't taste nonfat. And mixed with honey and/or agave nectar and walnuts, you taste divine. There is a reason you are sold out at my supermarket most days of the week, but when I get my hands on ( Read more... ) -
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A few weeks ago, I read a post in the Gothamist about a woman nicknamed "Queen of Delancey" by some who was hit and killed by an SUV while crossing Delancey Street. I immediately thought of Dan's super, because if there ever could be a Queen of Delancey, it would be her, but I decided it wasn't her because the article read that she lived somewhere ( Read more... ) -
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Is it me or is the background music for this cottage hotel in St. Barts hilariously inappropriate? The fact that the word "paradise" is in the chorus does not make it ok.
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"We ooowny saaaaa goobyyee wiyyy woooooohhhss!"
When Amy Winehouse sings live, she reminds me of me trying to sing along with Mashina. She sounds like a foreigner trying to sing in English without knowing the language. She makes extended English-like sounds, but cannot put words together coherently. I think going to her concert would drive me mad. By the middle of the first song, I'd feel like ( Read more... ) -
OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.
Mischa Barton is going to be starring in a movie involving lesbians and Tatu, the pseudo lesbian Russian group.
IMDB synopsis: "Two teenage girls, Janie who is American and Lana who is Russian, fall in love after meeting at a t.A.T.u concert and are swept into a dangerous world of obsession, drug abuse and murder."
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