Spot the reference and win a kewpie doll.

[conquerorworm]

I've started composing haiku poems at work to prove how zen I am:

How can I help you?
The water is ten dollars.
Yes, I'm serious.

Feeling pretty bored.
Saw II will let out in 10
Then I clean the aisles.

Time is almost up.
Feet lightly greased with butter,
I hate the movies.

Comments

[coldbirth]

Hey, when did you start working at whichever theater it is you work at?

[conquerorworm]

Precisely the same day I became disenchanted with it.

[weedabix]

Do you serve beer or any alcohol?

I wish!... actually you wish...after about five minutes of this
movie you'll wish to God you had about ten beers and some good ol' early 90's techno and a cool ferrari and ninja skillz and I love you!

[autumnwings]

A medium sprite? Why sir, do you not know that for a mere twenty five cents more you could purchase a large beverage... and I'm only telling you this because we're such good friends; Medium is really for suckers who don't understand the concept of VALUE!

ehem... as for the reference...
"I became the calm, little center of the world. I was the Zen master."
[Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave]

Where's my doll?