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[conquistasal]

[Sal woke up in a bed that wasn’t his and found this cute little communication device, but he isn’t panicking. And he’s very calm in his voice.] ‘Kay. Yup. So.

Did I die? Is this s’posed t’be heaven? Er somethin’? ‘Cause it sure ain’t my room. Jus’ sayin’. This is… weird…

[There’s a short pause where Sal gets up and moves around a little, going to

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[mmmleather]

I certainly hope that I am not dead. If I were... I would have liked to have more attractive people about to do my bidding.

Alas, no.

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[conquistasal]

Well, dang. If I ain' dead, wanna tell me what I am then? Kidnapped? Lost? Hallucinatin'?

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[mmmleather]

Something closer to kidnapped, I am told.

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[conquistasal]

...well. Damn. Kudos t'whoever could kidnap me. [He doesn't sound particularly upset, just genuinely impressed. Sal is a big guy.]

So, what, mass kidnappin'? That happens?

[thenotmagician]

Nope, not dead.

'Cause I'm pretty sure I'm not dead.

So if I'm not dead, you can't be dead.

[Zeke logic forever.]

[conquistasal]

[Zeke and Sal have so much in common, speak and logic apparently being top of the list.]

Arright, makes sense t'me. Unless, y'know, we're both dead an' we jus' don' quite know it yet.

[thenotmagician]

Y'mean like that one movie? Luckily I haven't found any kids claimin' they see dead people.

[conquistasal]

Heh, I see what yer sayin'. Not quite what I was goin' fer, I get what y'mean, I'll go with it.

So we ain' dead. An' I hear we're s'posed t'be protectin' folks. So why me, huh?