[Sal woke up in a bed that wasn’t his and found this cute little communication device, but he isn’t panicking. And he’s very calm in his voice.] ‘Kay. Yup. So.

Did I die? Is this s’posed t’be heaven? Er somethin’? ‘Cause it sure ain’t my room. Jus’ sayin’. This is… weird…

[There’s a short pause where Sal gets up and moves around a little, going to ( Read more... )

[Finally, Sal has sobered up. Not that he isn't paying for his trust with alcoholism, but he's much better right now than he has been for awhile. Actually coherent and conscious. It's a big step for him.Hey. Riley. I think we need t'talk, y'know. S'important. An' I got somethin' fer ya I never got 'round t'givin ya ( Read more... )

[The past few weeks have been rather unfortunate for Sal and a great vastness of that is his own fault. He should in no way be drinking the way he is, not with his preexisting condition. He's basically been spending his days flip-flopping between drunkenness and sobriety in an unhealthy manner.

The hardest part isn't keeping a good state of mind, ( Read more... )

( FINALLY this meme. )

[It's been a rough week for Sal. And everything that happened to him had to do with this one girl ( Read more... )

So, I hear we gotta problem--

Oh, y've gotta problem arright, pal. Yer tryin' t'see a girl ain't nohow interested in y'cept t'fuck yer brains out an' y'ain' slept with'er yet!

...I think we all got th'same problem.

Nope. Yer th'only one. Yer prolly also th'only dude with diabetes on th'ship, th'only one not gettin' laid--worst part is it's by choice ( Read more... )

[The only reason Sal locks this is that it's rather similar to how he invited another girl on a date and... considering they didn't work out, but that had been a great date, he'd hate for her to hear this, especially with their recent conversation. However, if she really were to try, it's obviously pretty hackable...]

Hey, Riley? Y'vail'ble t'meet ( Read more... )

M'tall 'gain! Woo! Hear tha'?Screw bein' short! No 'fense t'short folks, yer lovely, but it ain' fer me. M'glad t'be a gian' 'gain.

So, wait, though, wha's this I hear 'bout new folks? Er... visitors... wha's goin' on? M'confused here...

...this is a step-up from th'last couple'a days, I guess. 'Least m'taller...

But I really ain't s'posed t'be a lady, cap'n, an' I surely don' figure I deserve these goodies, so y'might's well take 'em back now.

...or whenever y'feel like it, 'parently, since I guess m'gonna be blessed like this fer a few more days.

Dammit.

M'likin' this boat less'n ( Read more... )

[The video feed begins with a very angry-looking little boy, his face dotted with freckles.]

We went through this once, cap'n, an' I din' much 'preciate it then, an' I don' 'preciate it now! Gimme my body back!

[Sal slams his communicator down on the bed, but the video continues long enough to see the child-Sal pace his room, muttering,] I hate bein ( Read more... )