Don't feel bad, I don't remember anyone else's birthday. I think your birthday is in early september because I vaguely remember it coinciding with the start of school. Remi's is in May I think. I have absolutely no idea when Derek's is. And I have zero guilt about this.
Why can I be so oblivious and show no shame, because I'm a firm believer in establishing arbitrary holidays in order to give presents. I don't have to wait for birthdays.
This weekend coming, for example, is Laughing Virgin day. This is the day that commemorates the day a a virgin sacrifice laughed herself silly as she was offered as a sacrifice to the volcano. It was later discovered that a few days before she had made it with an entire hoop ball team. The civilization was then whiped out by an angry volcano. It is traditionally cellebrated with the sharing of cake and other sweets.
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We miss you here in Canada
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how did I NOT know that?
GOD!
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Why can I be so oblivious and show no shame, because I'm a firm believer in establishing arbitrary holidays in order to give presents. I don't have to wait for birthdays.
This weekend coming, for example, is Laughing Virgin day. This is the day that commemorates the day a a virgin sacrifice laughed herself silly as she was offered as a sacrifice to the volcano. It was later discovered that a few days before she had made it with an entire hoop ball team. The civilization was then whiped out by an angry volcano. It is traditionally cellebrated with the sharing of cake and other sweets.
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