You are all the bunches of whiny bityches

[constable]

do you know what it is like to be a cat in a man'sworld? no you do not so shut up, all of you just SHUT UP

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[caitlin_is_nice]

dear constable,

thank you for not walking on the cupboards.

also- we all know you were more than ready to be friendly with the kitten-cats. save your rage for the cat in the apartment next door.

- the girl you often see

[chainsnguns]

Dear Constable,
Although it seems natural to dislike or fear those you don't know who appear less well off than yourself, please realize that they, too, are felines just like you. They have had a difficult life, and are trying to make it the best they can. They mean you no harm. They probably just want to make catlove to you.

-Smelly Hippie