6th Annoyance [Voice]

[consulateplz]

This place continues to be more and more annoying. The ticking sound is really bothersome. I suppose I will have to get a pet, maybe a ferret. I've heard that they're very clean

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[lionesscouchant]

Eustace, we do not make things up.

[consulateplz]

Yes, yes, of course. It's all real, Lucy.

[lionesscouchant]

Yes, it is.

[consulateplz]

Absolutely. Magical lands made my lions and all that.

[treadingdawn]

What about a lizard?

[consulateplz]

I suppose, I've heard they're also very clean.

[treadingdawn]

I have heard tale of the relatively placid nature of an Earth one called the gila monster.

[consulateplz]

Oh yes, on Earth of course.

[anoblemouse]

Fool's Day? That is your birthday, isn't it?

[consulateplz]

Oh look, the wretched mouse has learned to attempt humor.

[anoblemouse]

It wasn't a joke, you spoiled brat.

[consulateplz]

Oh yes, I'm terribly spoiled. Other than shopping, cooking, cleaning, and doing my own laundry I'm waited on hand and foot.

[ann_withane]

If you weren't so terrible to everyone, maybe you'd have friends to live with.

[consulateplz]

If everyone here weren't so crazy then maybe I'd want to be friends with them.

[ann_withane]

They're not crazy! You just lack imagination!

[consulateplz]

If imagination makes you crazy, then I don't want it. You lack a firm hold in reality.

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[oshutup]

You ought to consider not complaining once in a while, Eustace.

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[consulateplz]

Do you think I've been complaining every opportunity I get?