This place continues to be more and more annoying. The ticking sound is really bothersome. I suppose I will have to get a pet, maybe a ferret. I've heard that they're very clean ( Read more... )

You fiend! Don't you dare-

[The sounds of running and then a crash.]

I'll get you for that! Don't you-

[More sounds of crashing, something like glass or dishes this time.]

OW! Get... get away from me!!! No, what are you-

Hah, now I-

[A final crash, something heavy hitting the skull of a loud, annoying boy, killing him ( Read more... )

My pneumonia is much better, no thanks to Caspian, who tried to get me to eat some sort of horrible soup. Most likely it would have made me even more ill. And I think it's quite obvious that I was delirious with fever several days ago when I tried to profess my affections to certain residents here ( Read more... )

I don't care if I'm supposed to stay inside!! I won't let something silly like pneumonia stop me from being with my love, today ( Read more... )

[The voice is very stuffed up, sniffly, and miserable sounding.]

Well, I've managed to, to... ACHOOO! find a place to live. Apparently anyone can just come in and take an apartment and [sniffles] children are looked after by the government. It all sounds very Socialist to me ( Read more... )

Where is this place?! I demand to know at once! Edmund, Lucy, have you kidnapped me again? I shall tell Alberta about this too, you’re all in real trouble when we get home!

Caspian, don’t think you shall be avoiding repercussions either. When we find a British Consulate I will be lodging a disposition. If you really are some sort of monarch ( Read more... )