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My Darwin Awards Submission

May 26, 2005 20:37

Here is my submission to the Darwin Awards:

Media Reference: http://www.local6.com/news/4387914/detail.htmlI am sure car-surfing deaths are routine among Darwin Award submissions, but this one left behind a half-baked online journal that makes a sturdy case of the benefit of his departure ( Read more... )

retard, mockery, death, news, fun

Comments 77

anonymous June 11 2005, 04:08:29 UTC

I dont see why anyone is sayin shit about Brandon.. he was killed for such a stupied reason where it could of happend to anyone.. everyone does stupied stuff and we never think it could hurt us.. he just made a bad mistake, so did the girl driving, she should of never started driving... I have known him for over 7 years, never a great friend but still a friend... all i ask if for no one to write anything about him.. just incase his parents see it.. they have been threw so much and they dont need anyone talking bad about there child that died.. it is so disrespectful.. making fun of someone so young that had everything going for him and was killed. If anyone has anything bad to say about brandon, they really need to keep it to themself and wonder what the hell is wrong with themself....

NEVER BE FORGOTTEN // BRANDON BURKHART""" Your friend Casey

consummated June 11 2005, 04:18:13 UTC

Anyone with basic common sense or at least a strong survival instinct don't go jumping on moving cars. Then there are his excruciating writings. The world is a brighter place without him, and for that, we humbly rejoice.

Truly, Mr. Burkhart is my favorite hood ornament.

anonymous June 11 2005, 05:22:43 UTC

Dude you are a complete ass hole.. you are a peace of shit that no one likes and your only enjoyment is making people upset.. i feel sorry for your mother.. she must wish she had a abortion.... No one cares about you... and you know it.... go back to your hole and dont come back till u act like a human.........

lampetia June 11 2005, 14:12:03 UTC

Aww but I care about him... Cute, fuzzy little asshole that he is.

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consummated June 11 2005, 22:16:13 UTC

Just how many people are you going to challenge at the same time? Save us all the trouble and tell us where you live, so we can come fix you.

lampetia June 13 2005, 19:38:09 UTC

Haha what if you really WERE George at 1600 Pennsylvania?

consummated June 13 2005, 22:01:20 UTC

Then the hick can go car-surfing with Laura.

ahtnamas April 19 2007, 02:08:07 UTC

Brandon was actually in my immediate group of friends. I'm not trying to bash on you, I'm just trying to get you to read into this with an open mind, maybe. He was with his friends. His friends were drunk. He wasn't car surfing and he never made that a habit. His friends locked him out of the car as a joke. The acceleration was accidentally pressed and he was hit. He didn't jump on the car, nor did he have enough reaction time to jump out of the way or on the car to begin with. It's really funny though, how you can say such things about those who have passed. You didn't know him, and his journal entries weren't even him. Half of what people write in livejournal, when emotional at least, are things very deep and personal; things they feel more comfortable putting on the internet than facing with their own friends. Feel free to get all defensive, believe me, I understand where you're coming from. My friends have passed on, and I will say that some of them got what they asked for, and definitely left this world better. But for you to, ( ... )

provides access anonymous January 18 2011, 12:39:12 UTC

It was a really nice thought! Just wanna say thank you for the selective information you have diffused. Just continue writing this kind of post. I will be your loyal reader. Gives Thanks over again.