I'M SHITT'N!

"Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable, because you're bumpable."

Thanks, Jemaine. I needed that.

I'm not very pro-active with seeking out ladies. My philosophy, to this point, has been to sit back and just wait for a girl to happen to me, if you take my meaning. I think I should maybe be a little bit more vigilant.

"Gabriel Johnson: Pussy

Do you guys know how tired I'm getting of having to get up every morning 7:30 to drag myself to a job that I mostly dislike?

...Yeah, that's actually about right.

MY
SHIT
IS
FREAKING
OUT
RIGHT
NOW

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Dear sister,

Sometimes I want to slap the shit out of you.

Love,

Your brother Gabe

Edit on that last entry:

If I don't get into the classes I need to this quarter, I'm buying a ticket to Japan and visiting for a week and a half.

Either way, I'm buying something life changing and awesome and exciting.

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"Live for today, you retarded little shit. The end is near."
-Joey Comeau

I'm taking the plunge this Sunday at 5 pm.


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It's where I make posts about things that I do that require money and things I want to buy. I made a pretty low-key first post, but I was in a hurry. Add it if you please, please!

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I decided to go to Ash Wednesday service tonight with my family. I don't know why. The pastor said an interesting thing to me when he put an ash cross on my forehead:

"From dust you were made, and to dust you shall return."

Poseidon had his trident. As of today I have my Polysix. A happy god of rock I am.