Time to go to work
I have to put my shoes on
My feet in protest

Holy shit, Star Trek.
Honestly, The Dark Knight < Star Trek, real hard.

Hey everyone, Oprah wants to buy you a chicken dinner:
http://www.unthinkfc.com/
Good to print until 5/6 @ 11:59pm, offer expires 5/19/09. Not good on Mother's Day.

Now that I have some incentive*, I'm really off to bed.

*Phantasy dream confession time:
Me & Oprah, playing "Marco Polo" in a giant gravy train in the nude; we're both blindfolded. My penis ( Read more... )

I think I want to have a child one day. This is why:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_RjxRXdnc8&feature=channel_page

It's been a reallllllly long day, off to bed.

I need to get the fuck up outta dodge, and not stop until i'm thirty.

I've had my two days of leisure, now back to reality. Go go gadget mobile!

I don't even smoke pot and I feel like a sloth. Twitter has taken over.

Oh shit, I twitter.

www.twitter.com/contextiskey

I was doing so good ( Read more... )

So this is just going to be a quick summary of my busy day before I get off to bed and wake up and ace my first Stats test/test in over a year.

Today was a good day. A damn good day. The woes of my life as an Expedia.com customer service agent shall plague me no longer, as I shall henceforth hold the sort-of-(screw it, I'm proud)honorable title of ( Read more... )