"The rise and fall...mostly fall...of India" -or- "Grenadiers with pisspots rule"

[control_group]

Dear Asoka,
You must have been furious when I rejected your asinine demand for dye. A wise ruler, however, would have realized that just because the two cities you can actually see are only defended by a pair of axeman each and you have war elephants does not mean that the rest of the glorious Spanish empire cannot be brought to bear in short order

Comments

[andamaroo]

INVALID RESPONSE.

Please respond appropriately. You may:

A) Give Asoka the secrets of Gun Powder.
B) Refuse to give Asoka the secrets of Gun Powder.
C) Pay tribute to Asoka.

[control_group]

B

[graye]

[control_group]

Everyone needs more Civ 4 time.

And I'd tell you how to take a screenshot, but I don't actually know myself.

[graye]

[control_group]

GIS, dude.

(Actually, I had to go to civ4.com for the Isabella pic, which is why it's not as good)

[abmann]

You expansionist, agressive types. Never content with your land. Always expanding here, killing there. You'll eventually salt your land with all that blood. What will you do then?

Starve, that's what.

[graye]

[abmann]

Slavery civics are not the way to go!
Terrible dictator, you.

[graye]

[assfingers]

Dear Japan,

What he said.

Best Regards,

Helmut Kohl

DAMMIT

[comkilserv]

I WANT TO PUSH MY FELLOW MAN ACROSS THE LAND AND INTO THE SEA

I NEED

-NEED-

-.