Comments | conundrumking: 8 Queries

conundrumking

8 Queries

Nov 01, 2008 00:33

POLICE! YOU HAVE A CRIMINAL TO APPREHEND.
THIS utterly deranged individual has left a corpse in front of my home! I demand an immediate response! You can't have psychopathic murderers running free in your City!

Should MY corpse happen to turn up on someone's porch, it's HIS doing.

and the award for overreacting goes to.., this is actually not good, real drama is real, so going to get framed for his, big text is big, eddie is a wimp, police get, worst villain ever

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[I have no facepalming icon so you'll need to use your imagination hold on 1/3] is_fear_itself November 1 2008, 05:48:20 UTC

[2/3 are you holding on still? good] is_fear_itself November 1 2008, 05:48:56 UTC

Edward.

[There we go. 3/3] is_fear_itself November 1 2008, 05:50:22 UTC

Calm down.

[Private||Unhackable]

Did he threaten you?

[1/3, 'cause I wanna be just as good as you. :3] conundrumking November 1 2008, 05:51:20 UTC

Jo--

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discanted November 1 2008, 06:02:08 UTC

A... corpse?

Find some candles man. Some sheets. It doesn't do to leave a body without vigil.

conundrumking November 1 2008, 06:06:47 UTC

Are you deranged? I'm not touching it!

But if he moves the body, then the police will clearly assume I Right. Vigil. Sure.

discanted November 1 2008, 06:13:12 UTC

I assure you that whatever peril the corpse presented, it's dull and useless now in death.

Calm yourself, man.

conundrumking November 1 2008, 06:16:52 UTC

It's not the corpse I'm afraid of.

How calm would you be with the body of a stranger propped against your door?

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Filtered away from Mr. Sakurazuka. lyra_of_dust November 1 2008, 06:04:27 UTC

...

Him?

Likewise filtered. conundrumking November 1 2008, 06:07:42 UTC

Yes, HIM. Wasn't I clear enough? Do you need a photograph? Fingerprints?

Likewise filtered. lyra_of_dust November 1 2008, 06:11:05 UTC

He's been here before... I met him then- I really wish I hadn't. Watch your back- he's really dangerous.

Likewise filtered. conundrumking November 1 2008, 06:18:46 UTC

I need to stop attracting lunatics.

How dangerous is "really dangerous"?

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wretchedgrin November 1 2008, 06:13:41 UTC

C'mon, Eddie, it's as if you've never seen a mangled corpse before!

conundrumking November 1 2008, 06:22:04 UTC

Unlike you, I'm not a fan of gore. It stains green. And most bodies I've seen weren't sent to me by maniacs.

wretchedgrin November 1 2008, 06:25:39 UTC

Oh, you know I'm no fan of gore. Just a fan of a lot of things that just so happen to involve it.

A little early for Christmas, isn't it? Why would someone send you a present like that? Or has our little puzzler been rubbing elbows with the unsavory types?

conundrumking November 1 2008, 06:32:25 UTC

I can't imagine what I did to deserve this. Some people get so defensive when you question their ability to intimidate...

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inbetrayal November 1 2008, 06:30:21 UTC

What a shame.

conundrumking November 1 2008, 06:33:06 UTC

You seem heartbroken.

i'm sorry, he just gets another nutjob :( inbetrayal November 1 2008, 06:35:57 UTC

Well, that sort of crime is a terrible thing.

Aww, man! XD He's good at finding those... and pissing them off. conundrumking November 1 2008, 06:51:48 UTC

Let me guess--you're a demon that eats human souls for breakfast. No, maybe a notorious murderess with a pile of bodies in your closet next to your shoes.

Or you and sarcasm are close, personal friends.

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