Now here's a riddle that's stumping even meWhere are my adoring fans ( Read more... )

A simple one for the guests out there today:

I soar without wings,
I see without eyes.
I've traveled the universe to and fro.
I've conquered the world,
yet I've never been anywhere but home.
Who am I?

If you're not one for riddles, I'll tolerate your presence anyway--assuming you're appropriately respectful. At least some of you should know ( Read more... )

What isn't missed until it's gone?

What isn't missed when it goes missing?

More pertinently, what are you missing that I am not?

[ooc: The Riddler couldn't stay out of trouble forever, right?  He's been breaking, entering, and lifting things from City residents--nothing big, just things like the crossword sections of any and all newspapers and the odd ( Read more... )

Nnf... he takes everything so personally.  I didn't even do anything, technically--

What, back here again?  The season's the same, so it's either been a moment or a year--or several years. I hate alternate dimensions. Jonny?  Harleen?  Selina?  Please tell me you're all here and haven't met Hush?  If you have, I might as well start running now...

Now ( Read more... )

Oh, come off it.  Look on the bright side of things--none of you have really died.  You're still walking around, aren't you?  You can still eat, have fun, whine about your misery...

I know you're all dying to hear about my own close calls, but I'd rather not dwell.  Suffice it to say, they were all uncomfortable and unwarranted, and I count myself ( Read more... )

POLICE!  YOU HAVE A CRIMINAL TO APPREHEND.
THIS utterly deranged individual has left a corpse in front of my home!  I demand an immediate response!  You can't have psychopathic murderers running free in your City!

Should MY corpse happen to turn up on someone's porch, it's HIS doing.

Is it always this boring here?  Where are these horrible curses you're always whining about?  Oh, a dance contest!  Terrifying!

The ringmasters in charge of this circus are playing you all for morons.  Watching you run around in circles panicking over nothing is probably more entertaining than anything they can come up with.  Don't get me wrong; I ( Read more... )

What mammal has venomous spurs, makes use of electrolocation, and is the only living member of its family?

As if it isn't obvious. I'm a living riddle--a bizarre, unfathomable mesh of animals, an oddity of the natural world! [small growly sound, then a splash (which happens to be the sound of a platypus jumping into the bathtub--thank you for ( Read more... )

This is a matter of vital importance. If you have seen a thin man dressed in a shabby scarecrow outfit, tell me and give me his exact location.

If you can read this, Jonathan, I might have to kill you.

[ooc: The Riddler has his communicatey... thing, and he's looking for the Scarecrow, who is stupid needs help. Action for Jon (yeah, he's going ( Read more... )

What's white and cold and full of nothing?

How am I supposed to eat my cereal with nothing? And with a crow gawking at me, to boot! Jonny, your taste in animal companions leaves much to be desired. Why couldn't you have found a cow? At least we would have milk ( Read more... )