11 Queries

[conundrumking]

What isn't missed until it's gone?

What isn't missed when it goes missing?

More pertinently, what are you missing that I am not?

[ooc: The Riddler couldn't stay out of trouble forever, right?  He's been breaking, entering, and lifting things from City residents--nothing big, just things like the crossword sections of any and all newspapers and the odd

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[badassbutler]

So you would be responsible for why the newsstand was out of sudoku?

[conundrumking]

I didn't know you were a fan.

[badassbutler]

Everyone has a hobby, Mr. Nygma.

[conundrumking]

I thought yours was tea-drinking. Tch--quite the vice.

[is_fear_itself]

EDWARD.

[conundrumking]

Jonathan?

[private||Nearly Unhackable]

[is_fear_itself]

Do you know what they do in some countries to thieves?

[Private||Ultra-Unhackable]

[conundrumking]

Oh, Jonny--no one severs hands anymore.

[wretchedgrin]

Far be it from me, Eddie, to make any sort of criticism toward your own thieving proclivities, but...

... Crossword puzzles? Sudoku? The Daily Boggle?

Please tell me this is just the beginning of a joke that's slowly approaching a grand punchline.

[conundrumking]

Far be it from me to tell you what my intentions are.

Riddles don't have punchlines--they have conclusions.

[wretchedgrin]

I suppose we'll just wait until the riddle is ready to unravel, then.

Ah, but a riddle is much like a joke, isn't it? They both require a set up, a bit of cleverness, and an audience to see it all play out to the end.

[conundrumking]

If it unravels at all. There are plenty of people ready to pounce on me if I step too far out of line, and, contrary to popular belief, I'm not an idiot.

Stop comparing them! Jokes are so... base.

[cutecatenvoy]

That has multiple answers, doesn't it Herr?

[conundrumking]

Infinitely many! The answers you come up with are more telling than any 'right' answer.