What is...job?

[convallariaceae]

How very interesting. It seems our lovely little town is having an identity crisis, doesn't it

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[blacknwhitenpyo]

I don't like it, big sister, pyo. There's less food, pyo.

[convallariaceae]

Of course, of course.

But, if you work hard, there will be more food. It is all for the good of our Communist Union, Comrade.

[She still doesn't have much of an idea what that means...but she's starting to get the picture.]

[blacknwhitenpyo]

... So if I work hard in school, I'll get more food, pyo?

[convallariaceae]

Of course, that is how it works here.

And be careful of your words, little one. There is little tolerance for dissenters.

[Yes, Yuuka's learning fast.]

[angel_of_junk]

*Opens the door.*

Ah, So you came to visit me today. How wonderful.

[convallariaceae]

Yes, however this isn't a pleasure visit.

I am performing my duty for the good of our glorious town.

[Her voice sounds serious...but her face looks anything but.]

[angel_of_junk]

*Suigintou finds this amusing*

Oh? And what does our "glorious" town want with me?

[convallariaceae]

I will be analyzing your home, to make sure it properly benefits our wonderful Union.

[glowbrighter]

[OPENS HER.....DOOR.

immediately shuts the door again regards with sleepy confusion]

Miss Yuuka?

[convallariaceae]

Why hello there, little one. I didn't realize you lived so close to me.

I am required by my new employment to analyze your home, comrade.

[Boy, Yuuka's really getting into this...though she's grinning like it's a game to her.]

[glowbrighter]

[You are so WEIRD, Yuuka. But it's okay, your protege still likes you! And she will now step back, opening the door to let you in with mixed feelings of happiness and anxiety! Because Yuuka still has that vaguely unsettling effect on her, yup.]

Oh, your "job"? S-Sure, c'mon in...

[convallariaceae]

[And Yuuka enters Wriggle's home, completely dropping the act the second the door is closed.]

Ah, what a strange place this has become. How are you faring, little one?

[thief_in_law]

[Opens her door]

Yes Comrade?

[convallariaceae]

Good day, Comrade.

I am here to Analyze your housing and make sure it is good for the glory of our Union.

[thief_in_law]

Then by all means please come inside.

[convallariaceae]

[Yuuka takes the invitation and enters her home, waiting until she's shut the door before she drops her act.]

Acting that way may get annoying quite quickly. If you don't mind, I'm going to simply stay in here long enough to make it look like I've done my job.

This place seems much different from the American version...and I do not wish to test it.

[relaxiamadoctor]

[Opens her door]

Yes? Who is it?

[convallariaceae]

Good morning, Comrade.

I have been tasked by our glorious Leader to inspect the homes of our comrades and make sure their housing is beneficial to the Union.

[She does NOT look like she takes this seriously, however.]

[relaxiamadoctor]

[Fran opens the door]

Please, come on in.

[The house is as sparse as any other, though the potatoes can be seen to be wired to various electronic things around the house]

[convallariaceae]

[Yuuka enters the house, noticing the potatoes first...but not really saying anything about them.]

If it is not too terribly much trouble, I believe I'm simply going to have to stay in here long enough to make it appear as if I am doing my job.