I have a fantasy that at the Republican National Convention, they will announce the Vice Presidential candidate Miss America-style: all of the candidates will be lined up at the front of the stage, and Dick Cheney will hover a crown over the head of each one, finally setting it on the head of McCain's new running mate, at which point the Chosen One ( Read more... )

Steeped in raspberries
Pick for an hour each day
I dream in deep pink

Tried to make yogurt
Kitten mauled the container
Thought she was nursing

Free Eden Pizza
Could anything taste more bland?
Maybe a saltine

Fabric softener
Wrecks my morning reverie
Smells like a thrift store

One more day of class for this section of Structural Integration training, and then back home for a couple of weeks on Tuesday. 5 of the 6 students are roommates and we get along exceptionally well. Our apartment is not near the beach, but it is about a 13 minute walk from school, which is GREAT, and there is a grocery store along the way though it ( Read more... )

They don't suck!

Paris is noisy and it smells like pee.

The macarons are really tasty, though.

J.K.Rowling has more money than Queen Elizabeth!

The singer was one of my major teenage crushes.

This is why I must live in Europe someday

This made me laugh.

More evidence that they are the greatest live band EVER!