"I WILL KILL EVERY ANT THAT EXISTS ON THE DAMNED PLANET BECAUSE I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING ANTS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING EARTH!" - Robert L. Morgan

Uncle Willie used to sit, like a giant black "Z" (he had been cripled as a child), and hear us testify to the Lafayette County Traing Schools' abilities. His face pulled down on the left side, as if a pulley had been attached to his lower teeth, and his left hand was only a mite bigger than Bailey's, but on the second mistake or on the third ( Read more... )

looked fun
1. Read the following questions
2. Name your friends that fit
3. Post!

Which of your friends...

...never fail to make you laugh: Brittany, Steve, Robert, Bekah :P
...knows ALL of your secrets: Brittany
...is the best shopping buddy: ...bekah or Brittany...kelly lol
...makes you feel good about yourself: eh, Robert i guess
...is the most ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXEi7wN-Qug

.......beetis

Step 1. Pick a band or singer
Step 2. Answer the questions using only song titles
Step 3. Post

Bright Eyes

Are you male or female?: When The Curious Girl Realizes She Is Under Glass
Describe yourself: I Wish I Had A Parachute
How do some people feel about you?: A Line Allows Progress, A Circle Does Not
How do you feel about yourself?: Waste Of Paint
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I am addicted to strikeing matches for the sulfer smell O_O;...........I struck one and inhaled the smell and when i breathed out i noticed that i was breathing smoke out...lmao...i think im a smoker XD....i wonder if its damaging...*shrugs and hugs her matchbox* x_x;;; THE THINGS WE LOVE KILL USSSS!!!!
...im alive, people! :D

Daer Frainds....Wey awl hayve prableyms....Wey awl have fawlts....but faer nawt! ah know yew've lawst howpe...ah know yew dont fael lahk livin' nuh mowre...ah was lahk yew wonce upon ah tahme! Ah was at th' bowtom! Ah was feelin' blew! Ah did nawt think ah cewld mayke it...but dew yew know whut...Ah have fayound salVAYTION! Oh yayes! Yew CAAAAYN be ( Read more... )

Act 1. First Night
I lost my boot! Where is God?
Act 2. Same Thing

Dear Eades ( Read more... )

Dear Livejournal...i am indeed alive...o_o but just because my heart keeps beating....><;;; that bastard....