Okay a lot has been going on lately in my life but I have a little announcement. I've been taking a standup comedy class at comedy castle and my graduation show is this wednesday the 21st at 8pm at the comedy castle, $2 admission. It's 18 and up so sorry to all the minors wishing to see the future of standup comedy. Everyone is welcome so come ( Read more... )

So today couldn't have gone better if I had planned it. My boss was trying to get me to do stand up comedy with him and he asked me about a week or so ago if I wanted to do an open mic night. So I told him yes. Well today was the big day and I had been practicing like crazy the last few days. Then I went for an interview for a new job about a ( Read more... )

TYLER : If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?

JACK : I'd fight my boss, probably.

TYLER : Really?

JACK : Yeah, why, who would you fight?

TYLER : I'd fight my dad.

Rather than send this in some spam email I decided to post this in my Livejournal. Right now there's some controversy going on around about something called the Downing Street memo. To make a long story short the memo came out of Great Britain stating many things about the plans in Iraq, one of the more important being that Bush had plans to go ( Read more... )

Well none of my friends had updated for the day yet so I figured Id get a leg up on yall. I dont really have anything new to post I just wanted to be the first. So I'm excited about Star Wars as I'm sure a lot of you guys are, it stinks because I'm going to the midnight showing and I have to close the same day and open the next so it sucks.

So I was in the restroom of Target trying to fix a urinal. Someone had put paper towel from the dispenser into the urinal and it wouldnt flush. Armed with a plastic spoon and fork, latex gloves and my determination I was attempting to get it out. I was not going to put my hand in the water and that was final. I fished it out eventually, but ( Read more... )

So did anyone else know that in Star Wars Episode 2 when Anakin attacks the Tusken Raiders and then it cuts to Yoda meditating you hear Qui-Gon Jinn say "No Anakin!"? Was I the only one that missed that?

I had the strangest dream the other night. I dreamt I was back in high school and for the play we were doing Phantom of the Opera. So we all tried out for the play and I got a really crappy with only a couple of lines. I was so pissed off by the dream that when I woke up I felt like I barely got any sleep. Conrad and Josh got really good parts,

I think this year may be the year of the the foreign films:

Night Watch (going to be a trilogy)
Save the green planet.
and kung fu hustleTo be honest I wasn't that interested in seeing kung fu hustle but I haven't heard anything but great stuff about the director and his last movie, and the fact that you will probably see some of the best special ( Read more... )

So it's been a whie since I updated so I will try and fill everyone in ( Read more... )