New pad

[cool_vamp]

So, I finally moved out of that love-nest and took over Sal's Sanctuary. It's nice ta have a place of my own.

Anyways, I decided to clean out the attic because it needed it (and not because I am avoiding panicking about my impending fatherhood in any way) and I found spiders the size of coypu in there. When did you last go in that attic, Sal? I

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[twinkie_monster]

Hmm, you pose a most interesting offer, young mister Stoker. I for one am curious to see just how big these spiders are. Surely they can't be that big. Their legs would be unable to sustain them.

[cool_vamp]

No, seriously, Blue Dude, they are.

[twinkie_monster]

Perhaps I should have one to guard my Twinkie stash.

[shieldprincess]

What's a copypu?

[cool_vamp]

[shieldprincess]

...oh.

[cool_vamp]

Odd 'lil guys, ain't they?

[ialwayshadasoul]

Sounds like Acromantulas.

[cool_vamp]

Acrowmantantulas?

[ialwayshadasoul]

Acromantulas - giant intelligent spiders from the Harry Potter fandom. They get to be ginormous!

[cool_vamp]

Ahhh right.
Yeah. That'd be what I got, then. Don't suppose it says how you kill the damn things, does it?

[ihaspointyears]

Eeee! You're Vinnie off Gravedale High! I remember that show!

[cool_vamp]

My fame preceeds me :D

((OOC: I KNOW it's you ;P))

[hex_you_up]

What's a coypu?

[cool_vamp]

Wow, they ain't well known, are they?

[hex_you_up]

Awww, it's cute!

And yeah, those sound like Acromantulas, love.

[cool_vamp]

It is, kinda.

Hmm, giant organized spiders. I bet you could build an army outta them....