I fancy throwing a party. Does any body want to come? It could be a costume party, if that's what floats your boat.

I'm a much better kisser than that bitch Courtney Ross. May more attractive too. And my bum doesn't stick out. And my breasts real. And I'm a natural blonde! I bet her curtains don't match the drapes. Bitch.

I'm going to punch something now.

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Remember Um Bongo? I miss that. You can't get it any more, can you? I don't think you can...

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Well, my Christmas was pretty uneventfuly
, which is saying a lot when you have three small children running about, two dogs, a cat, and a brother-in-law with a relaxed attitude towards gun control. It was pretty disappointing actually. Oh, well. Perhaps next year will be more exciting.

I was bored so I decided to draw a picture of myself and the rest of Excalibur.


Uncanny Excalibur by ~RMan021 on deviantART

Does anybody want me to draw them something? It'll give me something to do until Christmas comes. Onlly polite requests, please. No mean buggers.

Yay, it's Christmas! I love Christmas! Lots of food, presents, and great stuff on the telly! This years there's a new Doctor Who Christmas Special (with Kylie! Yay!), Finding Nemo, Shrek 2, and Shrek the Halls (a Shrek Christmas Special!) I don't think I'll bother watching Eastenders this years, that show is always so depressing. No wonder there's ( Read more... )

Ohhhh!! Dumbledore has such a filthy potty mouth! Does everybody else in the Potterverse know about this? Maybe he's got Tourettes, or something. Maybe it's just senility setting in...

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My cold is much better if any of you lot want to know. I spent most of it tucked up in bed fiddling around with the laptop that Brian brought me for my birthday. (For those of you that have short memories, Brian is my husband, also known as Captain Britain, the protector of the British Isles ( Read more... )

Well, I guess my campaign to be elected Prime Minister will have to wait. I went and caught a bloody cold. It's not a pretty sight. My eyes are all puffy and snot is running from my nose like a river. Lovely image, no ( Read more... )

I'm bored. Excalibur has been doing such a good job of fighting crime that there's nothing else to do. All of the baddies have been locked up. We're just too good at our jobs, I guess.

Ooh! I know what I could do! Make some more icons! Does anybody have any requests?

In other news, I was thinking of running for Prime Minister. Thoughts?