This is so AMAZING you must go

The yankees are about as cool as Magic Johnson bleeding all over me while im trying to pee.

wow... i really am the man

i win.

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saw freddy vs the pissed off goalie tonight. was so gay. after the movie thoughts of suicide popped into my head. but than i thought.... the wizard in my LJ pic would fucking own the shit outta both of them. he would rape them with his fire and water elemental spells. so i guess hes the real winner.

I win.

it seems people took my lost post wrong. when i said i needed a girlfreind i really meant i needed a new job. just wanted to clarify that.

i need a girlfriend.

Last night a girl from phoenix named kayla hooked me up with an amazinggggggg journal. how much more bad ass could it get? anyways, this morning i went to james's house to lift it went well but im sore as fuck. it was hard for me to turn the wheel around corners and shift gears. oh well. i hafta lose 20 lbs for my reward lol. it will happen cause ( Read more... )

I'm cooler than you!!!

-Kayla
ex oh

last night was amazing. james slept at my house and pretty much all night we were fucking with a bunch of fag lovers from the vain_as_fuck community. hahaha they got so angry its amazing. good times. but i must say, adam (man_island) is the king of starting online drama. i hope one day i can be as good as him but until then, im just an apprentice ( Read more... )