Comments | coolbyrne: Can you hold my hand and show me how to eat it, too?

coolbyrne

Can you hold my hand and show me how to eat it, too?

Jul 13, 2006 22:27

Is it any wonder that I try desperately not to look around my world too much, because when I do, I see nothing but things (and very, VERY often, people) that want to make me weep in frustration and anger? The utter feeling of helplessness when faced with the sheer enormity of stupid makes me want to off myself, honestly ( Read more... )

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landofshadows82 July 14 2006, 03:21:36 UTC

Haha, there's actually a word..."lactomangulation," which is "mangling the 'open here' side of the milk carton so badly, one must resort to using the 'illegal' side."

Guess that would be intentional "Chocomangulation"?

roman_machine July 14 2006, 04:47:17 UTC

Wow, your criminals have guns? Ours don't because guns are so legal here. See, our criminals would only have guns if we took them away from the law-abiding citizens.

anomalys July 14 2006, 20:39:58 UTC

That's like the irritation I feel at all the frozen food/dinners that have to warn "Cook Before Eating".

Gee? Really? Thanks. I thought I'd just gnaw on the ice crystals until it got to room temperature.

Aaargh!

coolbyrne July 14 2006, 22:21:32 UTC

The classic is the lawsuit against McDonald's years ago because the woman spilled coffee on herself and it was -wait for it- HOT! So now, in order to avoid a lawsuit, cups and/or cup lids have the warning: Caution, contents are hot!

No fucking duh.