I greatly dislike myself from 3 or 4 years ago. I was SO obnoxious according to all my posts. Alas, we embark on a new stage of my life. And as usual, I have nothing to say. Just that I have not signed on in multiple years, I was reminded today that I even had this. And who has a LiveJournal anymore? Tis all. I suspect that I won't be signing on ( Read more... )

Conservative Christian Right-Wing Republican straight white american males, Gay-bashing black-fearing poor-fighting tree-killing regional leaders of sales, Frat-housing keg-tapping shirt tucking back-slapping haters of hippies like me! Tree-hugging peace-Loving Pot-smoking Porn-watching Lazy-ass hippies like me, Tree-hugging love-making pro- ( Read more... )

I don't have anything to say, but I'm bored, what does this do? ?&heart anything? nevermind. see ya

I doubt anyone ever reads this because I've been off the interweb for forever. My fucking Father Is a FUCKING asshole!!!!!!!!! Dad is a fucking fucker who likes t fuck old ladies. Fuck I said fuck alot. I don't wanna go to fucking fulmore, there are some violent son of a bitches there. I'm for serious@!!!!!@##$$%^&**()_+Hehehehe fun fun. I got a ( Read more... )

DAMMIT!!!!!!!!! I can NOT sleep!!!! Lalalaalalalalalala. I've gone crazy. woohoo. Lets party down everyone! Cops freak me out. Luna has such a fat butt that she cant go to the beach, (explained below) Man that is so freakin funny I cant imagine anything funnier. yeah I can, when ms.martin TOTALLY BUSTED!! Man that was hilarious! God i miss school. ( Read more... )

Hahaha I crack myself up. Hell....o. As u can c i am bored. i'm going to the beach tomorrow and stuff. Yahoo! I'm gonna surf, maybe. Luna couldnt go, her butt is too fat. she calls her guniea pigs butts, and it is a prego, u know, pregnant. It might have little butts! Fun fun. Sofia is out of town. She's inItaly. damn. What r u up to? Hope ur less ( Read more... )

I wanna have a party. My MOTHER Forgot about me. How Fucking RUDE Damn Rude-ass peoople forgetting about me! Rude-ass, thats funny, rude-ass. I like that. Hey! Todd Snider is cool. He's gonna be having a concert in June. I'm so excited. if you've heard of him and think he's cool then you   SO TOTALLY ROCK THE DAILY PLANET!! Sorry, 1 of his CD's is ( Read more... )

This really hot guy is gonna be playing next tuesday at someplace, i dont know if his music is any good, but hell im going.
It's not todd snider because his music is kick-ass. I won't tell u who it is though

Hey did u know that Math books smell really good when they r burning? It's the truth. I went swimming and maddy, the best dog in the world, tried to drown me, fun fun. Rock on.

Who the hell is LJ Mantenience? Why am I their friend?! O is it one of those fruits who work for this sight thing? O jesus christ that creeped me out. Did u know i was a vegatarian buddhist? I thought peoples knew? Ah to hell with the people. Peace man